Monday, September 18, 2006
All About UOJ - the Unorthodox Jew...
WELCOME to "About UOJ". UOJ claims to be closing his blog. I am concerned that he may delete all his posts. This blog will serve as an eternal monument to the lowlife that Feivel Mendlowitz (aka Paul Manilow) really is. You will see that he is a disgrace to his grandfather, the famous Mr. Rosh Yeshiva - Rav Shrage Feivel Mendlowitz ZT"L, and to the entire Jewish people. Proof that UOJ is Feivel Mendlowitz can be found on the blog called Mr Rosh Yeshiva. There is a link on the right side of this page.
Be aware that although Paul is the the main writer of the UOJ blog, Ben Hirsch contributes to the blog as well.
Paul and wife Sandy:
PROOF OF UOJ's CHILUL SHABBOS:
Read this screenshot. (click to enlarge). It was taken on Feb 11 2006 at 11:00 PM Pacific time. It refers to a post by UOJ 17 hours before that. Do the math, it is 6:00 AM Shabbos morning in Beverly Hills, 9:00 AM in New York. UOJ claims that he was in Israel at the time. It was 4:00 PM Shabbos afternoon in Israel. Yup, Paul Manilow is truly un-orthodox!
THE VIEWS OF “UOJ” - A TRULY UNORTHODOX JEW.....
on THE ARIZAL:
"Firstly, the Ari was delusional. He made his s*** up. There is absolutely nothing he said that has ANY roots in Yiddishkeit. He was another Shmuck that hung out in the mountains by himself, and croaked in his thirties"
on RAV ELYASHIV SHLITA:
"So why couldn't/didn't the Ayatollah Elyashiv Cockamaime issue a fatwa...."
"R' Elyashiv today is doing more harm than good to the ENTIRE klal, that includes all jews from all stripes."
on RAV ELCHONON WASSERMAN HY"D:
"your uncles WERE KILLED by this great G-Dol, Elchonon Wasserman." "HE DIED WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S BLOOD ON HIS HANDS AND SOUL,FOR WHERE THERE IS NO TESHUVA KLAPEI SHOMAYIM! " "he was a godol B'Torah but was derelict in his duties as a Rav, and was DIRECTLY responsible for an untold number of Jewish deaths"
"I stand by everything I said about R' Elchonon Wasserman. He could have saved thousands but forced them to die a meesa m'shuna because they might wind up in YU."
on THE GERRE REBBE SHLITA:
"The Gerrer Rebbe is .... He is a sick, delusional idiot who deserves a good flogging. Hey, putz.. You behaima, stop taking whatever drugs you are on.... You make me sick, feh!"
on THE VISHNITZER REBBE SHLITA:
“…..is one of the dumbest people I ever met….. Definitely one of the biggest SHMUCKS and STUPID ASSES I ever met….. I never will change my mind about the filthy scumbags at the helm of the chassidic businesses today.”
on RAV ELYA SVEI SHLITA:
“…..Alzheimers Elya Svei, Smiling Shmuel The Fool & Gangster Lipa Margulies”
“….and tell Elya to give up his Alzheimers medicine and set up a kollel fund. It's about time these heilige Yiden ate s--t, instead of the kollel wives and kids.”
“Elya Svei and Shmuel Kaminetzky have their imbecile kids running the yeshiva, while Kaminetzky is globetrotting and Svei is at home hallucinating.”
on RAV YISROEL BELSKY SHLITA:
“It's no wonder your life has been relegated to the trash bin of kashrus...you are no better than the animals you supposedly supervise for kosher slaughter. So what if their lungs are ripped out k'neged halacha...you are getting paid well to look away!”
“….that he is a street bum….” “Did Belsky ever return the $250,000 given to him under the table? Call him and ask the bastard.” “Belsky has a life-long history of corruption and evildoing , he is a sheigetz, an Apikorus and a gangster.”
“Those who rely on Rabbi Belsky’s rulings on this issue do so at their own peril. As Rav Chaim Brisker said “Nebach an Apikoirus is oich an Apoikurus.” “Immediately contact Fraud Momzer Belsky and have him….”
on RAV KADURI ZT”L:
“…..and only his lips were seen moving.That's about the only part of his body that still moves. The Alter Kaker fell asleep”
“Kaduri is holy? what makes him holy?? He's been fleecing people out of their money for 50 years.”
“…..will get a blessing or some mumbo jumbo from Alzheimer Kaduri.”
on THE BOBOVER REBBE ZT”L:
“Shlomo Halberstam, the first misfit of Bobov, landed in
on RAV AHRON SCHECHTER SHLITA:
“Aron Schachter is as close to a retard you can be but still resemble a normal person. Fruchthandler does a great job covering for him. He bet on the wrong horse. Schachter is too busy smiling for the cameras, as that yeshiva goes to hell.”
“Aron Schachter at the most, should be behind the counter at Eichlers.”
on THE BA'AL SHEM TOV ZT"L:
"Chassidim, have their entire canon(or myths) based entirely on the writings of the Zohar, and the rantings of an unlearned….. horse and buggy driver, known as the Baal Shem Tov or the Besht. The Besht, being the very first Forest Ranger, hanging out with the animals in the forest and talking to the trees, set a precedent for todays rebbes who hang out in their ghettos with their animals."
on RAV CHAIM PINCHOS SCHEINBERG SHLITA:
“In plain language, Pinchos Scheinberg is a screwed up crackpot. He is no different than the Bible reading screaming lunatic on the corner of any street
on RAV ELI BER WACHTFOGEL SHLITA:
“SHOTAH GAMUR!” “….Malkiel & E.B.,if not for their family names, would be yeshiva k'tana rebbes.”
“Wachtfogel is as crazy as it gets.”
on RAV AHRON FELDMAN SHLITA:
“…..a Bozo. I am going to stop sending checks to Ner Yisroel….unless he puts you in a home for the mentally handicapped…. One day a once respected rosh yeshiva wakes up crazy, Hashem returns his soul but not his brain.”
“…..I AM TALKING TO YOU,ALZHEIMERS ARON FELDMAN,BALTIMORE
on THE SATMAR RAV ZT”L:
“The first Rebbe, unfortunately, was off the wall with his hate of what he called the Medinas Yisroel…..I am sure, that his soul is paying the price for this form of terrorism…..his hate mongering was the sign of a man who was irrational and worse.”
on THE SATMAR REBBE ZT”L:
”The present rebbe, a former stockbroker and a shady one to boot, inherited the job because R' Yoel had no sons. On the merits of his right to this job, other than being a Teitelbaum, he had none……. The present Satmar is composed of a bunch of hoodlums with their rebbe at the helm.”
on OUR GEDOLIM IN GENERAL:
“You do not want to admit what we have today is many rabbonim that CAN NOT DEAL WITH THE CURRENT ISSUES,THEY ARE OVER THEIR HEADS.THEY CAN NOT GET AWAY WITH THEIR BS THAT WORKED FOR THEM TOO LONG!WE ARE SMARTER THAN THEM,THAT'S RIGHT WE ARE MUCH SMARTER THAN THEM .EAT THAT YOU FOOL! THEY TALK TO US LIKE WE ARE KINDERGARDEN KIDS.YOU WANT TO BUY IT??YOUR BRAIN DOESN'T DEMAND REAL INTELLIGENT ANSWERS?? I GOT A FEW BRIDGES TO SELL YOU!”
“True gedolim should be dealing with issues that are affecting the Klal,in a positive manner. Other than taking care of their needs,what are they doing to ease the plight of so many Jews who are suffering in one way or the other? NOTHING! Some ads in newspapers? These guys are a selfish group of fanatics,period. Money for their yeshivas is what they spend all their time on. Let us see them spend their time on agunas,troubled kids...real issues. Enough with the STUPID bans,gzeiros,cherems,and bashing every other Jew who does not agree with them. They started this milchomo-this civil war. Let us see some menchlichkeit from them.”
“……THERE ARE NO RESPECTABLE RABBIS OR ROSH YESHIVAS ANYMORE, JUST MONEY GRUBBING, SELFISH, PATHETIC MORONS!…. YOU CHICKEN S--T RABBONIM THAT YOU ARE.SAY SOMETHING YOU SHAMELESS COWARDS!…. BANNING BOOKS AND POWERLESS PEOPLE , SELLING YOUR NAMES FOR HECHSHERIM, CHECKING WOMENS' UNDERWEAR AND FIGHTING OVER ERUVIN THAT'S ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR.”
“I never said ALL rosh yeshivas are liars and thieves, just the majority of them.”
“Gedolim...daas Torah, are myths outside the realm of Halacha.”
on THE TALMUD AND THE RISHONIM:
“Don't give me the yeshivish b.s. on tosfos, o.k.? The Talmud is rife with passages denigrating women. Cut the crap.” “The gemora has viewed women as "inferior", not just different…..we may "dung zich" with a gemora, rashi or tosefos.”
on THE ALMIGHTY HIMSELF:
"Our people were slaughtered like cattle,Hashem was nowhere to be found!!” “BTW, I am NOT disputing G-D's existence, He could not have been in
"... especially babies...they deserved to die in ovens etc.... very interesting..."
IT GETS MUCH WORSE THAN THIS !
As dignified people, you need not read the more explicit vulgar obscenities that are the writings of this unorthodox Jew. However, should you be interested, I have included a few paragraphs.
A Williamsburg man who had a panic attack when he found he was glued to a toilet seat in a Satmar restroom, has sued the two Rebbes for negligence, saying the Rebbes were too busy fighting to help him get his tuchis off the toilet. Retired shamash and old Rebbes' left handed ass wiper, Moshe Chaim Penislover, 67, said on Thursday he was stuck in the stall with his pants down for about 20 minutes and that being only two years after the "incident" where the Rebbe shit on his head, he was suffering from post-traumatic stress, which has triggered diabetes and heart complications. "I have these nightmares every night where I am locked in this dark room, with no windows, no doors, no fresh air, no route for escape and the Rebbe pissing all over me. I wake up in these cold sweats, feeling like drek, and soaked to the bone" the Shamash said. Spokesmen for Satmar could not immediately be reached for comment, they were all in jail. The Shamash said in a lawsuit filed last week in Villiamsboog, Brooklyn, near Hevesh Strit, that he thought he was having a heart attack when he realized his tuchis, one ball, and legs, were stuck to the toilet seat in the Satmar restroom that doubles up as a boxing ring, drug money laundry, and a shul. He explained his plight to a Satmar gangster who came into the restroom but other mamzerim thought it was a hoax so he had to wait until someone else came in, to again summon help.They went back to eating herring and onions, the lawsuit complains. The ex-Shamash is claiming unspecified damages for help with medical and psychiatric bills, for humiliation and for the diabetes he said he has developed as a result of the stress. The Mohel, Yitzchok Fisher, was called to examine him and see if his "yatzmach" was effected by all this trauma. Fisher gave him the usual quick suck (actually not that quick), and assurred the cheering crowd that the "yatzmach" was an oldy but a goody. "Satmar not only ignored my plight, they refused to help a Jewish asshole in distress," he said. The Shamash said he suspected the glue had been placed there as a prank by the two Rebbes seen earlier masturbating in the restroom, and now out on bail.As is well known, Rebbes are forbidden to work for a living, and have much free time "in" their hands. (pun intended)UOJ has attempted to interview the Shamash, but was told he was locked in the
Rabbi Urinates In Aisle, Diverts
Associated Press-name changed to slam the asshole.
-- FBI investigators said Lipa Margulies was the unruly passenger who caused a United Airlines flight to be diverted to
Jewish Genius I knew it! I did not need any study to tell me how smart we Jews are. All I have to do is look around at all the great ideas that Orthodox Jews created,I can easily tell that they are geniuses when it comes to making money out of nonsense.
1-Chalav Yisroel.All you have to do to get Jewish milk,is put any alta kaker on a farm that produces milk and the milk magically becomes Chalav Yisroel. He could be 100 yards from where the cows are being milked,he can fall asleep,he can be over twelve, over 100 years old who has Alzheimers,as long as he is not a woman chas v'shalom(hard to tell nowadays),you got Jew Milk. You can charge as much as you want for this watered down white liquid,because it magically became chalav yisroel.
2-New York water is non kosher.You need to buy filters or put a shmatta under the faucet to eliminate shratzim.I say the only shratzim in the New York water are the guys who made up this B.S.,if & when they ever shower.
3-Hats.It used to be the Shvartzes with the most hats. No more! You got all kinds of hats. Weekday hats,hats you leave in the car,hats you leave in shul,hats for the rain,hats for Shabbos,hats for chasunas,hats for Yom-Tov,big fur ones,doughnut shaped fur hats,velvet hats, and kosher plastic hat covers.
You got that right. The rav that is the most maikel(lenient),gets the most lunch bags in his mail box and front porch. It also became a major fundraising tool.Anyone that leaves a check in the bag for over $100,is guaranteed to get a very lenient psak. Who ever said that Jewish blood is cheap? If a rabbi plays his cards right,he can build all his kids new houses on nidah money. When rabbonnim are deeply engrossed in conversation at chasunahs,what do you think they are talking about? You got it,they are bragging about how many bags a week they get. If business slacks off,all they have to do is "SAY YES".No big deal, they have been used to saying yes since the night they got married. Any rav that paskens hilchos nidah knows a sure way for him to get satisfied mispallelim is to go easy on the underwear.When I walk into any shul and see smiling mispallelim,I know the rav is a smart guy. In most shuls I walk into, the guys look like hell and miserable.Smarten up rabbis,start paskening hilchos nidah. This Rav went over to a sick looking mispallel and asked him why he looked so terrible.The mispallel said things are so very tough,the children are difficult and my wife gained an awful lot of weight. The Rav responded-I know,size 18! I heard that one of a rav's many children,had a very unique lunch one day when his father was in a rush and did the lunch bags! Malcolm Forbes,the billionaire,was asked "what was the meaning of life?" He said,"the guy with the most toys wins". I say,the rabbi with the most lunch bags wins!
I think maybe to clean up the taharas mishpocho issue,there should be Niddah Centers. Ok,you get a Jewish delivery company who picks up the underwear(like a diaper service). These guys could be kollel guys on their break(24/7).They bring the underwear to the center where the inspection process takes place by any convicted sex offender who has not shaved for a year. Now we get the Chinese involved. Any circumcised Chinaman can get the OU to get a KOSHER Chinese laundry next door to the center. Basically,a one stop shop! The undergarments get inspected,cleaned and repaired if needed and returned within a day. If the undergarments are brought in on Thursday or Friday,perhaps we can get a Kosher Chinese take-out restaraunt(ou certified) in the laundry. Just imagine all the services we can get done with a Yiddishe Kup.!
Charedi women get green light to bike Chief of Bnei Brak traffic police says women are now allowed to ride motorbikes while respecting Charedi values.This heter came from the Moetzes Gedolei Haputzim just in time for Yom K' "Purim". Bnei Brak- After a quarter of a century of being denied the pleasure of riding a motorbike, Charedi women appear to have been given the green light to straddle a two-wheeler and cruise away solo.Finally, a KOSHER way for women to receive much needed attention to their physical needs. Most of the married Charedi women were quoted as saying, "Finally after centuries, we have something between our legs that actually moves!" "It is not an offence for women to ride motorbikes and they can apply, just like men, for a driving license and ride while respecting Charedi values," Moshe Laitzunos, the chief of Charedi traffic police, was quoted as saying by the Yated Sheker daily. Pinky LipShits, the editor, would not publish this news until it was formally approved by the majority of the Alzheimers Bais Din.This did create some complications because ALL the rabbis on the Bais Din did not remember they were on the Bais Din. Going solo on a motorcycle has been off limits since the 1979 "Mikve" revolution given that wind resistance encountered by the rider could negate the efficiency of a Charedi dress code designed to hide bodily curves. So why couldn't/didn't the Ayatollah Elyashiv Cockamaime issue a fatwa that women are permitted only to ride bikes in the direction of the wind?? How come NO KOL KOREH and NO Tehillim gathering? Why NO full page ad in the toilet paper of record, the Yated? Charedi women are not allowed to drive cars; riding bicycles has been tolerated provided they ride their bikes in
Ba'al Tshuva Blues, By Farshtoonkena Yid
His life was in tatters, His ego destroyed, His parents he hated, Each day was a void. A spastic at sports, a failure at school, and beset with a complex, about his small tool. He then met a rabbi with black hat and beard who taught him to daven. He got really weird. He grew his beard long and donned clothes of black, He became a fanatic and stopped wiping his crack. His rabbi had told him, (Or so he had thought) that you can't use your hand to wipe that bad spot. So he hired a dog To do the deed right But then his rav told him "A dog! He could bite! "No dogs for a Jew! to lick out your crack, Grow your beard long Get dressed in the sack! "Don't look at women Stop stroking your schlong Don't even touch it, That would be wrong! "And don't go to movies, And don't go to bars, The beaches are ossur And so are sports cars. "Don't drink in one gulp And cover your legs! Don't work for a living. Hashem said to beg! "You can't go to college and don't read any books. Forget all you know Ignore all the crooks." The rav said to marry he tried very hard but no one would date him except a retard. And that's the sad story of Ba'al Tshuva blues The poor sad Ba'al Tshuva That's the Ba'al Tshuva blues.